PERFORMANCES Saturday, September 7, 2019 | 8PM Sunday, September 8, 2019 | 3PM
Friday, September 13, 2019 | 8PM Saturday, September 14, 2019 | 8PM Sunday, September 15, 2019 | 3PM
Friday, September 20, 2019 | 8PM Saturday, September 21, 2019 | 8PM
Sunday, June 30, 2019 from 7:00-9:00pm Monday, July 1, 2019 from 7:00-9:00pm
This is an open audition process. Sides will be provided for readings, no monologues are required. We are seeking a minimum of 8 men and 8 women for this madcap comedyActors of all ethnicities and experience levels are encouraged to audition. All roles are open.
Performance dates for the show are September 7-21, 2019. Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm and Sundays at 3pm. You must be available for all performance dates in order to be cast. Rehearsal dates are to be determined and will be available at auditions.
AVAILABLE ROLES: CLOUSEAU - Chief Inspector of the Surete FRANCOIS - Clouseau’s driver CATO - Clouseau’s butler DREYFUS - Former Chief Inspector; Clouseau’s arch-enemy DR. DUVAL - Dryfus’ psychiatrist DRUMMOND - Inspector, Scotland Yard MCLAREN - Inspector, Scotland Yard DR. FASSBENDER - Inventor of the Doomsday Machine MARGOT - Dr. Fassbender’s daughter OLGA - Russian agent; Clouseau’s love JARVIS - Dr. Fassbender’s butler MRS. JAPONICA - Dr. Fassbender’s maid MRS. LEVERLILLY - Dr. Fassbender’s housekeeper MRS. BULLOCK - Dr. Fassbender’s cook MR. SHORK - Dr. Fassbender’s gardener MRS. STUTTERSTUTT - Dr. Fassbender’s beekeeper TOURNIER - a bank robber HINDU HARRY - Dreyfus’ gangster cohort CAIRO FRED - on of Dreyfus’ henchmen MAFIA TYPE - another henchman / assistant INMATE - “Indian” inhabitant of a lunatic asylum ORDERLIES - at same asylum WAITRESS - female assassin ITALIAN, POLISH, JAPANESE, CHINESE, MEXICAN, SWEDE, NIGERIAN & ARABIAN - Assassins CHUCK - head waiter at the Mirage Club EMCEE - at the Mirage Club COUPLES - at the Mirage Club FRENCH LADY. FRENCH MAN - lovers in a restaurant WAITER - in same restaurant TECHNICIAN - in Dreyfus’ television studio MESSENGER - unfortunate bearer of news for Clouseau DESK CLERKS - German, one male and one female GERMAN GIRL - spy with a poisoned pretzel PINK PANTHERS - Stage Hands / Actors
ABOUT THE SHOW The world's most unusual criminologist, Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau—a role originally created by Peter Sellers—fights for his life and for the future of all mankind in the most bizarre and dangerous caper of his brilliantly successful and utterly clumsy career. Paul Dreyfus, once his long-suffering boss, now turned into a raving lunatic, holds the world at bay with the ultimate weapon, the Doomsday Machine. Dreyfus is out to get Clouseau, the man whose undeserved success has driven him crazy, and he threatens to vaporize continents if the nations of the world don't deliver Clouseau to him—alive or, if at all possible, dead! Blissfully unaware that the army of deadly assassins is gunning for him, or that the beautiful girl who seeks him out is a Russian agent, Clouseau incredibly stumbles and slips by every attack. However, the world is running out of time because the increasingly frustrated Dreyfus, doodling with the Doomsday Machine, is running out of patience